Making Friends in the Neighborhood

Little known fact: wild turkeys can fly. Especially if you chase them!

Before my mom let me out of the house:

After I saved our grass seed from being eaten (I know...I'm a hero), I decided I deserved a nap. Just to be thorough, though, I tested out both couches:

Trick or Treat

It’s that time of year again. You know the one - where your mother dresses you up in some dreadful, morally degrading outfit, all in the name of “Holiday Spirit”? Here are a few that seriously made me consider reporting her to PETA, even though I really only wore them for a minute before I went tearing around the house trying to rip them off :) About those treats though…

Well Hello There

Today is my very first blog post and it just so happens to also be my birthday. Today I am four (yesterday I was phree). I asked my parents for a motorscooter to ride around the cul de sac at the end of our driveway. I got a meat bone. PFFFFFFFT.